Hear me out...Fearless, reckless, undaunting, hasty predictions for the 2016-2017 NFL season

We're 12 days away from the NFL season beginning and it's that time of the year every fan base is riding high on optimism and the playoffs seem plausible.

And I'm here to crush that optimism with my very first NFL preview. Honestly it's a dream come true I've always wanted to roast the other 31 NFL teams that aren't my favorite team.

So it's time to set my grievances with the owners and Roger Good...