Hear me out...The return of the column buffet

The column buffet is back! For those of you who are new to my column, or those who forgot, the column buffet is self-explanatory and there's no need to waste time explaining it.

Well that was a bit rude, so quickly, the column buffet is when I give my thoughts and opinions on a variety of spot topics that either cannot hold up an entire column, I have an opinion but it doesn't merit 600-plus words...