Hear me out...Column Buffet: NFL Edition

Originally, this week's column was going to be a deep dive into the NFL ratings. I had a week's worth of research ready to go, but all of that went out the window because so much has happened over the past week in the NFL and it's all too good to pass up.

There's no time to waste, let's get to it.

NFL RATINGS

I'm not going to lie, taking what was going to be around 1500-plus words and compressing...