Karla's Kolumn: More things I know but don't understand

Everything needs a sequel nowadays and my column from a few weeks ago on Things I Know but Don’t Understand is no exception so here goes.

•I know my dog fell in my window well but I don’t understand after three years why now. And I don’t understand since she’s the one who loves to bark at everything … and nothing … why she remained silent even when I was calling for her. She was fine by the way. I...