It's not easy being me

Hello everyone, it's me Roscoe. A few weeks ago I said I would give you a glimpse into a typical day for me.

I am not sure if the day is supposed to start about 2 a.m. when Shadow wakes Mom up to put her outside, for what no one knows, but if she goes well I have to go because I don't want to miss out on anything.

If Shadow really has to use the doggie restroom, she does so quickly and goes back t...